"Frustrating" [00:40]# Angry? Your husband hasn't cleaned the apartment? Just follow this lady's lead. Take his cans of Carling and spill them on whatever you would like him to lick clean: the table, the windows, the floor, even the toilet bowl. His tongue will be wagging as it follows the trail of beer you leave. If you are in the mood, pour a trail of Carling on whichever part of your own body you would like licked. But be careful not to run out of beer - that can be frustrating. Published in 2002.