In this 1999 classic, a hedgehog busily sniffing around falls in love with something he thought to be one of his own kind. Yet it actually turns out to be a sponge," though not just any sponge but a Spontex, “the most beautiful," the MVO tells us, "when it comes to scrubbing.” (By the way: No animals were harmed in this video, the hedgehog being fully computer-animated.)