Ice Skating Priests
Stella Artois “Ice Skating Priests” (02:00) # The “divine” taste of Belgian beer Stella Artois is a pleasure not unknown to members of the Catholic clergy. Thus it is that, in this 20s-style black-andwhite spot with a soundtrack featuring Liszt’s “Hungarian Dance No. 2,” the pleasant-tasting “sin” is an essential accompaniment on a wintry trip to the lake. Yet when the appointed official dashes along the frozen lake to pick up an entire case, he falls through the ice together with the coveted brew. The brethren rush to rescue what is left to be salvaged. Yet just whose welfare is uppermost in the priests’ minds is another matter ... Stella Artois is, after all, a “reassuringly expensive” beer. Published in 2005.