Halo Top “Ice Cream For Adults: Swiping”# Kids rushing to an ice cream truck to get their scoops only to be handed out sardonically misanthropic musings on the nature of life. The vendor, it emerges, is saving his ice cream as rewards for older folks going through hard times. In each of the four spots promoting the low-calorie, high-protein product, we see someone desperately trying to melt away the pressures of adulthood. Absolutely hilarious.