ITV Digital : "Disguise" [00:40]# A monkey and a fat guy live together and share a TV. The first spot offers customers their own monkey if they subscribe to ITV. That explains why the monkey was chased by a mob when he went shopping. Now he has to wear a disguise so no one will try to take him home with them. In the second spot, the fat guy surfs the internet, using ITV Active, to find a girlfriend for the monkey. Monkey protests that he does not need any help with women, but late at night he is caught chatting with someone at www.monkey-ladies.com. The third spot advertises the fact that ITV offers 700 films each month. Tonight's choice will be "Silence of the Monkeys."